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Don Antonio's is awesome Mexican food and I fancied some tonight. I was catching up with an old friend that I hadn't seen in awhile, drank a margarita, had a few chips and then BOOM.

I turned into Scarlett Freaking O'Hara.

One moment I'm fine, the next I have my head between my knees desperately trying to figure out if I need to throw up or pass out. I collected myself enough to make a dash for the door, as if it was going to be vomit I cannot do that in front of food. Or strangers for that matter. Blind (I was literally blind) I made it out the back door. There, I felt my control over my limbs lessen and I lowered myself to the ground and swooned.

I swooned, on the ground, in an alley in a WHITE shirt. Tragically short-sightedwardrobing decision this morning. As I was coming back around I still couldn't see, but I heard frantic voices speaking Spanish.

I thought, Fuck. I'm dead.

And heaven is in Mexico.